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Latest Funny Jokes In Hindi

Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar deta hai..

Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..

Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..

jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me pahle…

Best hindi jokes

Pahla Dog : Yar mere malik ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..

Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…

Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha tha..

ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whatsapp chalaye..

Funny jokes and chutkule

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko koi bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

 Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp

Pappu: Sister mujhe ek bottle khun dedo.

Sister: Blood group kya hai.

Pappu: Koi sa bhi chalega.

Sister: Kyu….

Pappu: Girlfriend ko love latter likhna hai

Latest jokes in hindi

Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chalte hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ke sher ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke manwa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe…

Funny jokes in hindi

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai.

Hindi Chutkule

Ek bar pappu ne apne boss ko ghar bulaya..

Boss : Tumhara Ladka kaha hai..nazar nahi aaraha..

Pappu : Andar hai…maine uska nam aapke nam pe rakha hai..

Boss : Wah .. bulao jara usse.

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Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,

Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…

Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…

Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..

Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi

Jokes In Hindi

Pappu USA mein tha aur waha ek imaarat me aag lag gayi,

Pappu (fire brigade walo se) : Tum logo ko ek ek karke niche feko mai catch karunga,

Pehle ek ladka aaya, phir ladki, phir aadmi ,phir aurat…

Pappu ne sabko pakad liya

Phir……

Ek negro (kala aadmi) aaya to pappu ne usko chhodh diya aur bola…

Abey saalo,

Jo jal gaye hai unhe to mat feko

Whatsapp Jokes

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..

Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..

ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..

Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..

tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se

Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

Funny Jokes

Teacher : Chipkali kise kehte hai???

Pappu : Chipkali ek garib magarmach hai,

jise bachpan me bornvita wala dudh nahi mila,

jis kaaran woh kuposhan ka shikaar ho gai.

Hindi Jokes

Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik

Funny jokes on gf bf in hindi

Bf : Haseen aurat kabhi kisi ka peecha nahi karti

Gf : kyu??

Bf : kya tumne kabhi kisi chuhedaan ko

chuhe ke peeche bhaagte dekha ha??

Teacher student funny jokes in hindi

Teacher : Homework kyun nahi kiya???

Student : Sir light nahi thi

Teacher : To mombati jala lete

Student : Sir, maachis nahi thi

Teacher : Maachis kyun nahi thi??

Student : Puja ghar main rakhi thi

Teacher : To waha se le aate

Student : Nahaya hua nahi tha

Teacher : Nahaye hue kyun nahi the??

Student : Paani nahi tha sir

Teacher : Paani kyun nahi tha??

Student : sir, motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : Ullu ke patthe, motor kyun nahi chal rahi thi???

Student : Sir, bataya to tha, light nahi thi

Rajnikanth new funny jokes

Rajinikanth ek din subah jaldi uthe aur

Socha mujhe apne gayan ka 1 % hissa logo

Ke sath to share karna hi chahiye

Aur isi ke bad google ka aaviskar hua

Funny jokes on boy girl in hindi

Boy : Aaj acha pahana hai

Girl : Thanks

Boy : Lipstic bhi achi hai

Girl : Thanks

Boy : Sendal achi lag rahi hai

Girl : Thanks bhaiya

Boy : Fir bhi bandariya lag rahi hai

Best funny jokes rajnikanth

Rajinikant ne apni ‘nursery’ ki

Padhi 7 alag-alag jagaho se ki thi.

Aaj wo jagah IIT ke nam se jani jati hai.

Police funny jokes in hindi

Police ka jalwa……….!!

Santa talab me nanga naha raha tha…

Police: Chal oye bahar aakar kapde pahan le

Teri tlashi leni hai………?

Latest funny jokes in hindi

Santa ki biwi ne itrate hue sawal kiya,

“Suniye, aapko mujhme sabse acha kya lagta hai –

mera khubsurat chehra yaa meri samajhdaari…???”

Santa me muskuraate hue jawab diya :

“Mujhe to teri yeh mazak karne ki adaat sabse jyada pasand hai”

Funny jokes on boy friend girl friend

Boy Friend Girl Friend ko movie dikhane se pahale paan khila deta hai..

Girl Friend : Tum Nahi Khaoge paan ???

Boy Friend : Nahi mai bina paan ke bhi chup baith sakta hu

Dost funny jokes in hindi

Mera dost mujhase puch raha tha –

Katappa ne bahubali ko kyu mara?

Ab plice mujhse puch rahi hai – “Tumne

Apne dost ko kyu mara” ?